🧢 “Estranged from the Deranged” Trucker Hat
 
For those who didn’t just “set boundaries”… they built a fortress, changed their number, and emotionally relocated to another dimension.
 
The “Estranged from the Deranged” Trucker Hat is the official uniform of people who survived family group chats, holiday dinners, and unsolicited life advice—and lived to tell the tale.
 
Perfect for:
Family reunions you won’t attend
Therapy sessions where you’ve already done the work
Grocery store sightings of relatives you’re actively avoiding
Passive-aggressive brunches with chosen family only
 
Features:
Breathable mesh for staying cool while dodging toxic conversations
Adjustable snapback for all head sizes and emotional distances
High-quality embroidery so your boundaries stay crisp and visible
 
Warning:
May cause sudden silence from relatives, dramatic Facebook posts, and unexpected peace.
Wear it proudly.
Because healing is cute—but petty is a lifestyle.