You didn’t wake up and choose chaos. You woke up, chose boundaries, and now you need a tote.
The “Estranged from the Deranged” Tote Bag is your everyday companion for grocery runs, iced coffee missions, therapy sessions, and carrying the invisible weight of finally saying, “Absolutely not.”
Crafted from durable canvas strong enough to hold:
Snacks 🍿
Lip gloss 💄
Life decisions 🧾
Emotional baggage 🧠
And the receipts you promised yourself you wouldn’t keep… but did 📂
Perfect for anyone who’s tired of explaining their family dynamics and prefers to let their tote do the talking. Chic. Sturdy. Slightly unhinged—in the healthiest way possible.
Because peace is priceless… but a matching tote helps.
WASHING TIPS: Washing is not recommended, the shrinkage is about 10% after washing.
Estranged from the Deranged Tote Bag
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange an item for the same product, please contact us at heather@ordercustomstuff.com
Note: This policy is subject to change without notice. Please review our Return and Refund Policy periodically for updates.
